Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

striderfeels:

jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle 

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and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*

and then i’m all

SURPRISE KARKAT

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nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION

there's a snake in my boot disk: DEAR YAHOO →

singularbioticss:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR…

Some of you may be sick of the xbox shit but just that was one of the biggest disappointments.

pumpkinzone:

Because there’s nothing gamers love more than SPORTS.

legendariess:

Are you a 

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or a

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friendlypokemonreminders:

Friendly reminder that the line on Jirachi’s belly

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is an eye. (◡‿◡✿)

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(◕‿◕✿)

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

themadcaplaughs1970: mrs—lovett: pizzastiel: i’m really sorry i laughed way too hard at this